Back in Black

I was reading news headlines on the Internet today. A Massachusetts man was rushed to the hospital, complaining of breathing problems, only to find that there was a half-inch pea plant growing in his lung. The next headline was from the Chicago Tribune. It said, Health Tip: Chew Your Food. I thought, "Too bad they didn't run that in the Boston Herald."

Once again, Fox has fallen for a fake news story - this one about a woman named "Jenny" who took revenge on her boss by posting a series of unflattering whiteboard comments on YouTube. I think Fox News needs to update its slogan to "Not Good - Just Fair."