Now that his divorce is final, Tiger Woods' golf game is starting to improve. I guess he just needed some financial incentive.
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Or maybe it was just that 100 million dollars weighing him down.
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In spite of all evidence to the contrary, Rush Limbaugh is still saying the President is a foreign-born Muslim. I guess as a fat, thrice-divorced drug-addict, he's used to ignoring the truth.
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