The town of Milton, Washington has been ordered to replace its only public restroom with one that's handicapped-accessible. When asked how soon the public might expect the new toilet, the mayor said he wasn't privy to that information.

Police in Boise have arrested a woman for pouring mayonnaise into library drop boxes. Asked why, she said that if the library was going to allow patrons to view Internet porn, the least she could do was to "provide them with free condiments."

Speaking of libraries... I was at ours the other day and they have a ton of audio books! I asked the librarian how they keep them all organized. She said they use the dewey decibel system.

And I found a book for those days when I just don't feel very sharp: Mensa for Dummies.

A man I know builds model boats - every kind of boat you can think of - and each one is named Edith, after his mom. He says he always wanted to make his mother prowed.

My husband got a new video game controller for Father's Day. Right now, he and our daughter are playing virtual baseball. You hit the ball and go Wii Wii Wii, all the way home.

Man, it is still rainy and cold around here. And there's no end in sight! June is now officially my least favorite month of winter.

I see that China is having labor problems. Half their factory workers are out on strike. The other half didn't bring permission slips from their parents.