Yikes! It's 19:43 PST and I've still got 3 jokes to go! I can feel my resolve to post only seriously funny stuff starting to weaken. After all, humor is in the mind of the beholder, right? Who am I to decide which ones make the cut?

I saw the President on the news. In spite of all the problems he's had to deal with, the man is still looking pretty good. He told reporters he had a new fitness routine. It's called lifting the economy...

Next week, though, he may try kick-ass boxing.

Public health officials in Rwanda say that 100 percent of their people now have health insurance, and it costs only $2 per person. Of course, the insurance companies in this country weren't very impressed. They said they could do that, too, if we'd just let them eliminate the high-risk population first.

Yeah - I did it! Ten somewhat-humorous posts in one day. Tune in tomorrow to see if I can chalk up another batch.