Day Two and I'm rarin' to go - even if my husband did throw some cold water on this little enterprise. He says 10 jokes a day is probably too much. "You'll be lucky if you can write ONE a day," he said. And he's probably right. So... New goal: write 10 a day, but only one funny one.

We've been getting a lot of rain in the Pacific Northwest this year. This morning, I saw a bird wearing water wings.

And when it rains this much, all of a sudden the TV weatherman is like the most important guy on the show. I don't want to say it's gone to his head, but last week when the rivers were rising, he referred to it as a 'hostile takeover of the banks.'

I told my relatives out in Indiana about all the rain we've had, they weren't impressed. And I guess I can't blame them. Out there, they have tornadoes that drop stuff like cows down with the rain. Our rain is plain, but mainly it's a pain.