Have you see the evasive maneuvers from the English soccer team? I think there may be a future for them at BP.

South Carolina's Democrats rejected calls to dump the winner of last Tuesday's primaries - an unemployed, dishonorably discharged vet facing felony charges for showing on-line porn to a college girl. Instead, they'll be running him as an outsider with military experience who's interested in improving our young people's internet literacy.

The Rev. Floyd Flake, an influential pastor in New York City, received millions of dollars when an apartment building, built with public money and run by his church, was sold to a for-profit partnership of which he just happened to be part owner. I guess it's true what they say: the Lord helps those who help themselves.